I don’t know why people said it was bad, I think the mobile version of Mass Effect was weird but otherwise pretty okay.
Commission for fantrollassemblage! Thank you so much or commissioning me! :)
Shepard was sad that Grunt was sad that hanar couldn’t wear sweaters so Shepard knit a hanar sweater and put the sweater on a hanar so Grunt wouldn’t be sad anymore.
Ok so here is the story:
I was on Miranda’s loyalty mission with Butt McButt, myself and Boobwindow Froggie. And we went into an elevator. So far so good. Then when it stopped for whatever reason I thought I should look behiind me in case I overlooked something. Naturally there was nothing. So I turned back around, only I didn’t really for some reason. And I was facing a wall and I was like “What the fuck where am I?!”
So instead of turning around 360° I basically searched all the walls for an exit. I mean 3 walls. The 4th would have been my way out.
Don’t let me tell you about that one time in Arrival where I searched 10 minutes for an exit even though I just had to shoot two things. (To be fair I asked my friend in a call if I had to shoot the things and he didn’t respond).
Or the times when I got lost on pretty much every mission.
I don’t know why my squad follows me they probably just stand at the exit to the next area waiting for their dumb commander to stop spinning in circles. I have been told listening to me play any of the Mass Effect games is hilarious.
Greetings, new followers!
I am glad you find my blog worth following, but before I go about my usual business let me clarify a few things.
I’m a huge nerd and I got lost in an elevator in Mass Effect 2. An elevator.
I also laugh at my own jokes when nobody is listening so I can pretend to be cool around other people.
Now that that’s out of the way, have a wonderful day!
This was the cutest interaction I’ve ever seen between a person and a shark.
Mass Effect - Guys listen, reapers!
Mass Effect 2 - Seriously guys! REAPERS!
Mass Effect 3 - I told you so.
I’m very bad with names so I came up with new ones.
Flat bust commission for argetcross! Thanks again for commissioning me!
And again, I am really in need for money, if you could spare a bit it would be a great help for me! Anything helps!
Also thanks to everyone who has helped so far! You all dragged me out of a really hopeless situation and I can’t thank you enough!
The end of Mass Effect 3Cola: WheRE THE FUCK IS MY COOL ARMOR?! Brea: It was destroyed. Zan: Aren't you more concerned about all the corpses? Cola: No.