poupon:

I don’t know why people said it was bad, I think the mobile version of Mass Effect was weird but otherwise pretty okay.

poupon:

I don’t know why people said it was bad, I think the mobile version of Mass Effect was weird but otherwise pretty okay.

Commission for fantrollassemblage! Thank you so much or commissioning me! :)

Commission for fantrollassemblage! Thank you so much or commissioning me! :)

hypotheticalyiff:

Shepard was sad that Grunt was sad that hanar couldn’t wear sweaters so Shepard knit a hanar sweater and put the sweater on a hanar so Grunt wouldn’t be sad anymore.

hypotheticalyiff:

Shepard was sad that Grunt was sad that hanar couldn’t wear sweaters so Shepard knit a hanar sweater and put the sweater on a hanar so Grunt wouldn’t be sad anymore.

Shephard: saves 3 orphans, comfort 17 civilians, successfully achieves galaxy peace
Paragon: +2
Shephard: says something kind of harsh because someone is being a jerk and you have to make your point come across
Renegade: +25
It's been a couple of years since I've played ME2, but... how did you get lost in an elevator?
Anonymous

Ok so here is the story:

I was on Miranda’s loyalty mission with Butt McButt, myself and Boobwindow Froggie. And we went into an elevator. So far so good. Then when it stopped for whatever reason I thought I should look behiind me in case I overlooked something. Naturally there was nothing. So I turned back around, only I didn’t really for some reason. And I was facing a wall and I was like “What the fuck where am I?!”

So instead of turning around 360° I basically searched all the walls for an exit. I mean 3 walls. The 4th would have been my way out.

Don’t let me tell you about that one time in Arrival where I searched 10 minutes for an exit even though I just had to shoot two things. (To be fair I asked my friend in a call if I had to shoot the things and he didn’t respond).

Or the times when I got lost on pretty much every mission.

I don’t know why my squad follows me they probably just stand at the exit to the next area waiting for their dumb commander to stop spinning in circles. I have been told listening to me play any of the Mass Effect games is hilarious.

Greetings, new followers!

I am glad you find my blog worth following, but before I go about my usual business let me clarify a few things.

I’m a huge nerd and I got lost in an elevator in Mass Effect 2. An elevator.

I also laugh at my own jokes when nobody is listening so I can pretend to be cool around other people.

Now that that’s out of the way, have a wonderful day!

kitten-burrito:

This was the cutest interaction I’ve ever seen between a person and a shark.

Mass Effect - Guys listen, reapers!

Starring:

  • Weird hair guy
  • Trashley
  • Pissbaby
  • Wrex
  • The Chick Squad

Mass Effect 2 - Seriously guys! REAPERS!

Starring:

  • Stop shoving your butt in my face I don’t wanna see it!
  • Shepard I just want to talk to him not seduce him!
  • Huge Pissbaby
  • Doc
  • Tali
  • BABY
  • Scar
  • Froggie almost bf
  • Liara 2
  • Robot baby
  • Kasumi
  • Please put on some clothes
  • Message lady

Mass Effect 3 - I told you so.

Starring:

  • Buff flirty dude
  • Weird hair guy/Trashley
  • Kasumi is right here you just can’t see her
  • The Chick Squad
  • Super Pissbaby
  • Grumpy racist grandpa
  • The villain from The Road to Eldorado aka finally a gay guy
  • Toothbrush lady aka get the fuck out of my shower

I’m very bad with names so I came up with new ones.

Flat bust commission for argetcross! Thanks again for commissioning me!
And again, I am really in need for money, if you could spare a bit it would be a great help for me! Anything helps!
Also thanks to everyone who has helped so far! You all dragged me out of a really hopeless situation and I can’t thank you enough!

Flat bust commission for argetcross! Thanks again for commissioning me!

And again, I am really in need for money, if you could spare a bit it would be a great help for me! Anything helps!

Also thanks to everyone who has helped so far! You all dragged me out of a really hopeless situation and I can’t thank you enough!

The end of Mass Effect 3

Cola: WheRE THE FUCK IS MY COOL ARMOR?!
Brea: It was destroyed.
Zan: Aren't you more concerned about all the corpses?
Cola: No.

tigerbun:

[Original]

Am I doing it right fandom?